Horse

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says, "Why such the long face?"!

Didn't you Squidward!

Poor Brian

Parallel Universes!

Purebread

Crocodiale

Anti Jokes

Siri

Siri. Smarter than you think!

How to screw with a drive thru order taker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho

Crocodile Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2owUI45FL0&feature=relmfu

Cops

A cop pulls a driver over with dountus on his lap. The officer asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over son?" Then the driver says, "Because you can smell it!"

Chuck Norris vs. Legos

Pencils

Where is the floor?

Skillz

Stupid Chickens

iPads

You know it is true!

What not to do with an iPhone

How do you destroy a phone? You leave it on the top of your car and drive away with it, crushing every part of it.

Guns and Spoons

Guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnel fat!

Week

You can never be to careful!

Teachers

Today was the last day on school, and there was a count-down. At one, it went silent. We heard nothing. Then all at once we shoved everybody out of the door. One of the teachers got pushed down while trying to stop it! A lesson for teachers: NEVER STOP CHILDREN FROM RUNNING ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Boyfriend

I was trying to remember who Rhiannah's boyfriend was, and then it hit me!

5 Dollars

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, then Chuck Norris has 10 dollars!

Epic Fail

The L and I are way to close together!

Dream Dog

If I had a dog, I would name it Jack. His name would be Jack so I could say "Jack off!" without getting in trouble!

Jerks

How do you get that one jerk in your life to leave you alone? You can use some of my custom made "Jerk Off!"

Very Funny Picture!

Very Funny Picture!

Guide Dogs

Me and my friend were out walking with our dogs, when we noticed that we were hungry. We both went up to door of a bar where a sign said, "No dogs!" But we still walk in. The manager comes up to us and says, "Sorry, no pets." But my friend, being the smart ass he is, says, "This is our guide dogs." Then the manager says, "I didn't know that they used German Shepards and Pugs as guide dogs." Then I say, "What! They gave me a pug!