How to screw with a drive thru order taker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho

Crocodile Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2owUI45FL0&feature=relmfu

Cops

A cop pulls a driver over with dountus on his lap. The officer asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over son?" Then the driver says, "Because you can smell it!"

Chuck Norris vs. Legos

Pencils

Where is the floor?

Skillz

Stupid Chickens

iPads

You know it is true!

What not to do with an iPhone

How do you destroy a phone? You leave it on the top of your car and drive away with it, crushing every part of it.

Guns and Spoons

Guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnel fat!

Week

You can never be to careful!

Teachers

Today was the last day on school, and there was a count-down. At one, it went silent. We heard nothing. Then all at once we shoved everybody out of the door. One of the teachers got pushed down while trying to stop it! A lesson for teachers: NEVER STOP CHILDREN FROM RUNNING ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!