Boyfriend

I was trying to remember who Rhiannah's boyfriend was, and then it hit me!

5 Dollars

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, then Chuck Norris has 10 dollars!

Epic Fail

The L and I are way to close together!

Dream Dog

If I had a dog, I would name it Jack. His name would be Jack so I could say "Jack off!" without getting in trouble!

Jerks

How do you get that one jerk in your life to leave you alone? You can use some of my custom made "Jerk Off!"

Very Funny Picture!

Very Funny Picture!

Guide Dogs

Me and my friend were out walking with our dogs, when we noticed that we were hungry. We both went up to door of a bar where a sign said, "No dogs!" But we still walk in. The manager comes up to us and says, "Sorry, no pets." But my friend, being the smart ass he is, says, "This is our guide dogs." Then the manager says, "I didn't know that they used German Shepards and Pugs as guide dogs." Then I say, "What! They gave me a pug!