Sunday, August 5, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
Cops
A cop pulls a driver over with dountus on his lap. The officer asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over son?" Then the driver says, "Because you can smell it!"
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
What not to do with an iPhone
How do you destroy a phone? You leave it on the top of your car and drive away with it, crushing every part of it.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Teachers
Today was the last day on school, and there was a count-down. At one, it went silent. We heard nothing. Then all at once we shoved everybody out of the door. One of the teachers got pushed down while trying to stop it! A lesson for teachers: NEVER STOP CHILDREN FROM RUNNING ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!
Monday, May 28, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Guide Dogs
Me and my friend were out walking with our dogs, when we noticed that we were hungry. We both went up to door of a bar where a sign said, "No dogs!" But we still walk in. The manager comes up to us and says, "Sorry, no pets." But my friend, being the smart ass he is, says, "This is our guide dogs." Then the manager says, "I didn't know that they used German Shepards and Pugs as guide dogs." Then I say, "What! They gave me a pug!
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